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Pesach Jokes by Uncle Benjy
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Why didn't Pharaoh listen to Moshe?
Because he was in de-Nile.
What did the Egyptians say to the Jews by the Yam Suph
Long time.„ Hey no sea!
What do you call a stupid frog?
A dam tzfardaya.
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Posted 3/12/2026 11:39 PM |
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Uncle Benjy's Pesach Jokes
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I had twelve bottles of whiskey, and I was instructed by my wife to empty each and every bottle down the sink before Pesach. So I proceeded with the task. I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink, except for o ....
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Posted 3/5/2026 10:28 PM |
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Uncle Benjy's Purim jokes
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A father sent his son Moishe to bring mishloach monos to his rebbe. The rebbe smiles
and says to him, "Oh, what a nice mishloach monos, tell your father he didn't need to
give such nice mishloach monos."
Moishe answers him, "l ....
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Posted 3/5/2026 10:15 PM |
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Uncle Benjy's Bag of Laughs
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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Association.
I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.
Aren't you tired of people asking you rhetorical questions and you don't know if ....
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Posted 1/2/2026 1:06 PM |
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