What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Association.
I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.
Aren't you tired of people asking you rhetorical questions and you don't know if they are rhetorical questions or not?
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, "No, just leave it in the carton!"
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