I had twelve bottles of whiskey, and I was instructed by my wife to empty each and every bottle down the sink before Pesach. So I proceeded with the task. I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink, except for one glass which I drank. I extracted the cork from the second bottle and did likewise except for one
glass which I drank. I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle and poured the contents down the sink, except for one glass which I drank. I then pulled the cork from the fourth sink and poured the bottle down the glass which I drank. I pulled the bottle
from the cork of the next one and drank one sink out of it and threw the rest down the glass, I pulled the sink out of the glass and poured the cork from the bottle. Then I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink, and drank the pour. When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the bottles, corks, glasses and sinks with the other which were twenty-nine, and put the houses in the bottle which I drank.
I'm not under the affluence of incahol,but thinkle peep I am. I'm not half so thunk as you might drink. I fool so feelich I don't know who is me, and the drinker I stand here the longer I get.
A husband was doing bedikas chometz, but he only found nine out of the ten pieces that his wife hid. She called the rabbi and asked him what to do. The rabbi asked, "was it a kezayis?"
"Yes," she answered.
The rabbi said, "if so, you have to continue looking." After an hour she called again
and the rov said you must continue looking. Then she called up again a few hours later and said, "It's so late and my husband is really tired from searching for so long. Can't I give him a hint?"
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My mother told me to get rid of all my chometz for Pesachm so I deleted all my
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