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Eevdu es Hashem B''Simcha


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Pesach Jokes by Uncle Benjy
Why didn't Pharaoh listen to Moshe?
Because he was in de-Nile.

What did the Egyptians say to the Jews by the Yam Suph
Long time.„ Hey no sea!

What do you call a stupid frog?
A dam tzfardaya.

What type of cheese is always kosher l'pesach?
Matza-rella cheese.

VAAD HARABONIM, URGENT ANNOUNCEMENT: Don't forget every morning between Purim & Pesach to make the brocho HANOISEIN L'WIFE KOACH with big kavono.

Brought to you by uncle Benjy, author of Laughter is the best medicine: Kosher and Jewish jokes for the whole family. volumes one and two, and Jewish Joke Book for Kids, volumes
one and two, available on Amazon; search "Uncle Benjy' on Amazon.


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