A son asks his father at a Purim seuda, "Daddy, how do you know when you are too drunk to drive?'
His father puts his arm around his son and says, "Well, son, you see those two trees over there. When
it looks like four, I know that I am too drunk to drive. And the son says, "But daddy, there is only one
tree there!"
What did Haman say to Mordechai?
Why did you leave me hanging?
Who had the tallest family tree in history?
HAMAN!
What brocho did the Yidden say when they saw Haman hanging on the gallows?
AL HA'EITZ!
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